Like, Ohmigod; Altman was so Brilliancy!

Hard to blame Lindsay - she's 20, rich, coddled, handled, and from Hollywood, so brainwaves are hardly going to be her strong suit:

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do."

A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

It's one thing to have fondness for Altman, which is wonderful, but it's a very dofferent thing for your your fondness for yourself to foist your sub-literate yammering on the rest of us and expect us, the unwashed masses, to be impressed.

Teach you children well, America.

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