Oh . . . THOSE Aliens.

Sure we come in peace, but really for the money.

ROSWELL, N.M. - U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents today arrested 15 illegal aliens who were working for a local company here that is under contract to paint U.S. military aircraft.

The aliens will be processed which includes a thorough interview and background screening to identify fugitives from the law or anyone with a criminal background. All will be placed into removal proceedings, and quickly returned to their country of origin. Aliens who re-enter the United States after having been deported face felony charges, and sentences up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Too bad. I guess they were really good workers; long reach, could work 200 hours non-stop (body clock?), never griped about benefits, etc. Just had to keep them out of the direct sunlight.

Tip to Flamer, tireless chronicler of national security matters.